This is the new Cauliflowery Food Product. It is an all natural, environmentally aware, artisan crafted vegetable substrate replacement module.
"Vegetable Shapes are the healthiest shapes to eat, right after your basic Vitamin Shapes"
-Dr. Mineralische, Health Awareness Specialist
You don't have to eat an entire Cauliflowery Food Product each day to meet your recommended Vegetable Shape dosage, but you just might want to.
-Luke Salisbury, developer
*Please take note that this item is not scheduled for mass production or distribution, and is not intended to treat, prevent, or cure being hungry. May cause vague feelings of unease.
*Cauliflowery Food Product Labs is a subsidiary of Delmonte Plastic Group and Sub-Septic Roach Inoculant Industries
I love how you laid out your section as an ad. I also thoroughly enjoy the little warning blerp at the end in fine print none the less. Great strategy very enjoyable to read.
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